Ava spilled hot coffee on herself but thankfully her masochistic side loved the pain, Pete Buttigieg hired a child actor to ask him how to come out as gay and they both looked super dumb, Arielle and The Girl share a diva cup, Ava talks about her history with butt …
Bring back "no homo". It was perfect and never should have gone away. We hosted Lez Prom and had a blast. It was a really special lesbian/queer girl space and we think more like it should exist. Arielle talks about being a necrophilia service bottom. Sims 5 has some intersting …
Look each other in the eyes while you pee. Wipe you ass how you want. It will make you stronger. Ava is going to get bottom surgery and is stokes about the pragmatic benefits. Being Frozen and the movie Frozen are pretty (ironically) hot.
Ava and her dad have a beautiful intimate moment, Arielle finds the perfect pronouns, Funimation pull a show about interspecies love or something like that, a sweatshirt has an odd message about raising your daughters to be men, and the Fetish of the Week is spit!
Arielle identifies as a pedaficionado which means she love listening to podcasts and watching documentaries about pedophiles, Michael Jackson may have been the King of Pop to some people but to Arielle he is the King of Pedophiles, Ava has a plan to help help pedophiles by creating methadone-type clinics …
If you're new to the podcast you'll want to check this episode out to get a sense of what we're all about, and be informed of some content warnings that apply to every episode this season. Welcome to Season 3!
After a show in Houston a girl told Ava she had nice tits, so we decided to talk about objectification. Dumbass people don't want drag queens reading stories to children, which is going to make it harder for us to raise children to join our queer army. The Fetish of …
This in an interesting one, y'all. It's a good one, but the vibes are very different from usual. Ava talks about self harm and cutting for about 15 minutes. Then Arielle tells a story about a drunk heckler she encountered on the road for about 20 minutes. We wrap things …
A trans woman tweeted about a comment Ava made on stage four years ago when she was only 3-4 months into doing comedy. The tweet got a bit of traction so we decided to talk about it. This isn't our normal type of episode. It's earnest, and pretty much void …
After a recent visit to a strip club Ava decides she is now to much of a bottom to enjoy them, people eat poop and we think that is dandy but also omg we couldn't handle it, if you're gay you should be able to have sex with your cousin, …
Boys say they talk about their dicks on stage during standup a lot but they really don't, transgirl dicks should be the new smelly genital not vaginas, all genitals smell and thats fuckin awesome, remember when metrosexual was a thing cuz that was wild, queer people are everywhere but having …
Amy Miller is our guest on the pod this week. We talk about monogomous relationships, well intended questions, inconsiderate comedy fans, dick pics, dick sizes, how you can tell who has a big dick, sucking dick, people trying picking the worst conversation topics, having to educate male comics, being the …
Tune in next week for a full explination of the TERF ideology. Sorry for the short episode this week y'all. We were zonked from performing at the Come and Take It Comedy Festival in Houston. In this episode we talk about boob 69ing, dogs being able to give concent, people …
Having a wet mouth is important, apparently some people are tanning their buttholes which makes us want to start a custom butthole modification business, buttholes are the widow to the soul, did you know big dick reveal parties are real because they are, furries are more and more public acceptance …
Ava and Arielle get high and ramble about random fetishes, Arielle talks about her relationship with her boobs getting better, some guys have boobs and thats perfectly ok, Ava's balls are finally starting to shrink, Arielle has no idea what's going on in her vagina, Arielle wonders what actually goes …
Arielle calls in from out on the road to talk about how she has been masturbating a lot while on tour. She things the way she has been masturbating since she was little might be responsible for her chronic back pain. The Fetish of the Week is customer service abuse, …
Ava switched from estrogen pills to shots and took some inspiration from Rose Montoya in how to administer the shots, there is lots of talk about poop and anal and Ava reveals that she recently went ass to mouth for the first time, Arielle wants to only picture Daddy God …
A guy in Indiana died and they found a bunch of aborted fetuses in his house, Ava had a threesome where she sat on a girls face and had her first external anal orgams from getting her ass eaten, balls suck and are painful to have and sucking on them …
Sisyphean subs are a wonderful thing please let us shit into a toilet as you clean it, a guy at the fest told Ava he didn't know if she was a boy or a girl but he still thought she was beautiful, intermittent fasting is just anorexia for cis men …
Everybody needs to be roasted and we're here to roast the queer community....starting with y'all's trans/gay pride tattoos, we got nominated for Best Local Podcast in the Austin Chonicle's Best of Austin awards so please go vote for us, in a rare candid moment we talk for a while about …